Fuckery Commandments

  1. Go forth and spread the good fuckery.

  2. Fuck around and find out.

  3. Trust your gut, for it is the fuckening alarm.

  4. Others opinions of you don't fucking matter.

  5. All fuckeries are fucking equal.

  6. Thou shall not be a fucking cunt.

  7. Those that spread bad fuckery will catch these hands.

  8. To get a fuck, one must give a fuck.

  9. Have a fucking sense of humor.

  10. When in doubt; FUCK IT. Mama said it was okay.